LIFE OF A NIGERIAN MEDICAL STUDENT

Firstly, I apologise for being MIA. The time between my last post and now has been a whirlwind of books, exams, stress and pure fear. I made this blog to de-stress and to have a life outside medicine but by the time the fear of failure gripped me eh, I couldn't even think of "de-stressing". My brain was wired to read for dear life and cry when my brain got tired of assimilating while thinking of my mumsy's face reminding me that people have started calling her Nne Doctor and that I shouldn't put her to shame. Stuff is depressing but it makes you feel like a real survivor when you finally scale through.
    On the plus side, I now have plenty gist on how this medical program is, the kind of persons you'll meet in medical school, the many ways medicine is going to turn your life inside out and so much more. Stay tuned 😀😀

EVER TRIED TO IMAGINE WHAT LIFE WOULD BE LIKE IF THE AIR WE BREATHE WAS SOLD? WELL ITS ALREADY HAPPENING!!!

A CHINESE FIRM SELLS CANS OF FRESH FOREST AIR TO WILLING BUYERS.

 A Chinese firm is currently selling bottles of fresh air canned in a forrest in western china for nearly 7 dollars( thats 2,171 naira!!!). They actually compress the forest air into bottles that last for 2 minutes and people are actually rushing it because according to them, it feels like they're breathing in the fresh forest air. Hows that for entrepreneurship!!!

A TYPICAL SUNDAY IN EVERY NIGERIAN HOUSE 2

Welcome to part 2 of 'A TYPICAL SUNDAY IN EVERY NIGERIAN HOUSE'. Next step.....
4. OFFERING TIMMMEEEE.........BLESSING TIME: This is where all the singers and dancers shine 

5. AFTER CHURCH: When mum and dad decide to greet every person in church and you've got no other choice but to wait. It's almost as painful as watching your Mum pricing foodstuff at the market
6.SUNDAY RICE!!!!!: This is highlight of the sunday for us foodies. Lol. Be it rice and stew, Jollof rice or fried rice, sunday rice is special. Sunday rice is bae!!!

 
 

7.VISITING TIME: The time to visit and the time to be visited
8.NIGHT FALL: This is the moment we realize that the weekend is actually over. #mondayblues

    In all, 9ja sundays are the  best. Hope you went to church today o..? 

A TYPICAL SUNDAY IN A NIGERIAN HOUSE 1

 In Nigeria,sunday equals church day.It's the one day of the week devoted to God and visiting friends in the evenings. Not going to church on sunday subjects you to judgmental looks from holier-than-thou brethren. So to avoid this wahala, kukuma go to church.

 In every Nigerian home, there is a typical sequence of events.

1. MUMMY: The ever stable alarm. I wonder how mothers do it. Always on time. Do they even sleep? Anyway, they are the bane of sweet sleep and help you resist laziness when you're lying on your bed contemplating if its worth it to stand up and go to church or whether you should just resume the sleep. You can be rest assured that Mum won't leave your room until you're up and about. Tiri Gbosa for our 9ja Mummy's!!!
2. RUSH HOUR: For some reason, no matter how early we wake up, there's always a rush for church which sometimes leads to lateness. Could be caused by anything ,maybe someone forgot to wash the car, indecision about what clothes to wear or for us ladies, makeup ;)
3. THE SERMON: We've finally made it to church and now it's time for the main event *The Sermon*. Sometimes, we're blessed with a moving sermon we actually enjoy and can get carried away with . Time flies fast with these sermons. BUT some days are just the opposite. An endless sermon one can hardly understand. Time runs painfully slow and more often than not, the only outlet is sleep

DIARY OF A FAT 9JA GIRL 1

Who else had the new years resolution to loose weight?!!!! 

We all had plans to loose weight this year (and by 'we' , i mean my fellow 'fluffy' girls). After viewing all the fit fam pictures, girls with tiny waists and toned bums,we vowed to ourselves 'this year is my year. I must loose **kg and squat till my bum looks like Serena William's own'. Well, its the third month of the year and if you've achieved your goals, I give you tiri gb0sa!!! But if you're like me and you're still warming up, don't despair we are not lazy o!!! we're just late bloomers. Lol. But seriously o adding weight is not funny o. remember when your favourite jeans used to fit you? now wearing it is like fighting kung foo.
 
Wearing my old jeans like....
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 Then one over sabi anty that you don't even like will na come and tell you ' Haba you've gotten fatter o'.And in your mind you're like..
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Anyway they're our motivations to loose weight and we can't wait for the day we're finally fit and can tell them....
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